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They Weren’t Angry Till Chairman Mao Took Away Their Twitter

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President Obama left for what was to be a whirlwind tour of Asia making stops in Japan, Singapore, China and South Korea.  Every major news organization sent their White House Correspondents along to file reports and keep Americans abreast of what has become the most uninteresting Presidential trip ever.  Yes, The Obama went to the APEC convention.  Yes, something relatively benign was reported.  Yes, nobody really cared.

All was going well.  Why it was such a blissful trip, Jake Tapper of ABC News was tweeting things like this,

a myna bird was pickin at my breakfast the waitress said myna birds are “very naughty.”

Obviously, this is trip while important, wasn’t an earth shattering event.  Why should it be?  They are traveling with “No Drama, Obama.”

Major Garrett of Fox News has spent copious amounts of time tweeting photographs with his new Nikon D-40.  I’m not gonna lie, he has taken some very nice photographs.  His twitter stream is a great ad campaign for Nikon’s entry level DSLR.  They should pay him.

Then, Jim Long who I believe is an NBC camera operator made an ominous tweet as they left Singapore and headed for Shanghai,

It occurs to me that I may be off the grid for a couple of days cuz of China’s Internet restrictions. You kids play nice if I disappear 🙂

And with that, it took exactly the amount of time needed to fly from Singapore to Shanghai for twitter to see just how rowdy American’s can be when you take away their freedom.  By freedom I mean access to Twitter and Facebook.

When they reached Shanghai, Jim Long sent this tweet:

Wheels down Shanghai.

Moments later Major Garrett drops a weather tweet:

hello from Shanghai. pouring rain and just after midnight

Jake Tapper then sends a similar tweet:

shanghai tweet. pouring rain as we roll to the workspace –

What have we learned?  If you said, “it was raining in Shanghai when they arrived.” You win a gold star.  You can’t really complain about weather tweets, everybody does it and it usually has something to do with rain and or snow.  People don’t like rain and snow so they show their displeasure by telling everybody about it.  It is what it is.

The first grumblings of firewall issues and censorship came from Jake Tapper with this tweet:

tweeting from china despite censors BOO-YAH!

I thought hmm, I don’t think China’s going down that easily, but I’m not there so maybe they’ve changed.  Who knows?  Then I see a tweet from Ed Henry of CNN which was a little more telling,

friends thought Twitter would be blocked in China but it seems working. however …

Next up Ed Henry ponders with this tweet:

now tell me why hotel “security” has two nice gentlemen waiting at elevator with earpieces when i arrive at my hotel floor?

While Ed Henry just has questions, Time’s Michael Scherer has hit def con three and is busy channeling his inner Omar Little with this tweet:

Serious Chinese KGB types in lobby of President’s hotel. Not fan of these authoritarian-type nations. You wanna stare me down? For what?

Yes, thats right, Time’s WH Correspondent goes hard like Lil’ Wayne on his way to the clink. You’d think that would be the last of it, but no. NBC’s Chuck Todd appears to believe he’s tweeting into space here:

Welcome to China! Both Twitter and Facebook are blocked here. Will do my best to update via other methods.

and here:

For anyone who has my email address, reply to me if you see this message on Twitter and/or Facebook.

Sadly, this trip into China ended Major Garrett’s Photographic Tour of Asia. His tweets were almost enough to make you feel sorry for the poor Fox News Correspondent being held down by the big mean Chinese. His tweet:

interesting.can tweet off b-berry, but laptop, which has net running, won’t give me twitter or tweetdeck

cld be operator error – always possible w/me – but i suspect chinese meddling w/hotel internet link

and finally,

good news for photo haters – can’t upload now. maybe later.

Apparently someone told Chuck Todd that indeed they could see his tweets and he seemed to calm down for a bit. The calm didn’t last long as Jake Tapper, WH Correspondent/Freedom Rider chimed in on the tragedy as well with this tweet:

i can access twitter on my bberry here in china, but not on my laptop. same with facebook. it’s appalling, really. not for me – for Ch ppl

Yes, I’m sure the tragedy of life without Twitter and Facebook is akin to being bound and permanently gagged. No really.

For a while things settled down a bit because Obama held a town hall with Shanghai Students. The tweets during the Town Hall were less than interesting because the Town Hall was less than interesting, however after the Town Hall, Communism, censorship, and perceived haterade came roaring back to attack the press corps again. Chuck Todd was the first to cry havoc in 140 or less with this tweet:

NBC has been prevented from interviewing Chinese students attending town hall. We got one done and then Chinese “officials” stepped in.

Then again Jake Tapper notes the pure evils of finding his blog inaccessible:

i covered Obama praising internet freedom (http://bit.ly/4qmMM7) and the Chinese govt has blocked access to my blog. cannot access on laptop

And then in what has got to be a moment of sheer frustration coupled with a deep love of John Ashcroft’s greatest hit “Let the Eagle Soar,” Tapper in ALL CAPS decries:


So this is why the caged bird sings. An inability to tweet, blog, and use facebook. Sing on caged bird, sing on.

While the eagle was soaring from rocky coasts to golden shores, Phil Elliott from the AP interrupted his freedom flight and was quickly handled with this retort:

@PElliottAP they censor my blog, i protest, and you accuse me of picking fights? wow.

But the Eagle had no time to deal with petty questions, he was soaring, blogging and tweeting. With that, the next bit of devastating news:

turns out all of abc news blogs are blocked by Chinese govt —

In a later tweet the blogging freedom eagle found it necessary to taunt those holding him captive in his media cage with this:

hey Chinese government – i found a way to sneak around your firewall on my laptop to get to twitter. Dont fear freedom, Chinese government.

I’m sure there will be more freedom fighting, blogging eagles, and ride or die hysterics today, but this was just a sampling of the pure comedy coming out of my Journalists list. Straight jokes my friends. Straight JOKES!

As a post script I would like to note that I have been contacted by one of the journalists mentioned in this post and would like to acknowledge their reporting on human rights abuses world-wide.

Coming soon: I am working on my post concerning my trip to the teabagger rally, but this was mad hilarious and had to be shared.


Written by emokidsloveme

November 17, 2009 at 7:40 AM

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Thanks. Really haven’t seen much reporting about what the issue was with twitter restrictions and yet they were somehow able to surpass that censorship firewall. Maybe BBerry and RIM aren’t headed down the drain of smart phones as quickly as some tech pundits have stated in recent weeks.


    November 17, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    • Well I believe the reason you can work around the block with a blackberry or a vpn is because you are using separate servers. Thats just my idea.


      November 17, 2009 at 10:56 AM

      • They might have been using proxies, which is slower, but would allow them to get around the Evil KGB-Style Internets™.

        This is a hilarious post. It’s a good way to start my day!


        November 17, 2009 at 1:19 PM

  2. Dude, thank you for compiling all of the tweets in one place. They are way more entertaining with your running commentary!


    November 17, 2009 at 9:46 PM

  3. I could only laugh. Thank you for using your wit and intellect to make people see just how free we Americans are!

    Keep the Faith Baby!


    November 17, 2009 at 9:58 PM

    • YES! What you said!


      November 18, 2009 at 2:18 AM

  4. Great post, can’t wait to read your T-bagger rally round-up!

    Laurita Martinez

    November 18, 2009 at 2:15 AM

  5. I can’t believe someone had a problem with this post. How silly is that? This is a wonderful post that shows how the press, used to working without restraint, reacts when confronted with censorship. There was a little intrigue, a little frustration, a lot of ingenuity, some humor and finally pride. I don’t think that you were making light of the situation. You follow some journos that I don’t, so it was nice to see additional tweets that I had missed. Also, when this tweet-fest was going on, most normal people (not you and me, the insomniacs) were asleep. So it was nice to have them put in a timeline for those who missed them. Your commentary wasn’t derogatory to the journalists or disrespectful to the plight of the Chinese people. Whoever thought this was an attack on journalists needs to take a pill, relax and get their panties un-bunched. Sheesh.


    November 18, 2009 at 5:08 AM

  6. Dave Weigel of The Washington Independent pointed out this piece of assholishness from Mike Allen yesterday. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1109/29614.html
    So it wasn’t just the twitterers.

    Great post Emo.


    November 18, 2009 at 4:31 PM

  7. OMG loved reading this blogpost. I submitted your rss to my reader.


    November 27, 2009 at 1:37 AM

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