Mother Says So Many Things…
Two little southern girls were playing dressup in their mommies clothes. After they were positive they were dressed like ladies, they headed to the local pharmacy/malt shop.
The pharmacist came over and asked them, “what would you fine ladies like?”
The first girl said, “oh i’ll have an egg cream, Mother says they are so refreshing.”
The pharmacist then turned to the other little girl and said, “and what would you like?”
The second little girl responded, “oh, I’ll have a douche, Mother says they are so refreshing.”